Saturday, December 21, 2019

Post 209 - Kona aftermath and reflections

21st December 2019 (the shortest day of the year!) - Kona aftermath and reflections

It’s now 10 weeks since race day in Kona. The time has flown since then. In fact, the time has flown all year. After Kona, I had foreseen a short period of rest, recovery and switch-off, followed by getting back into training for the winter cross-country season. The reality has been quite different. It hasn’t been a great couple of months, and the come-down has been much tougher than I thought.

But before I get into that, a word (or a few words…) on Kona itself.

Kona was an incredible trip and an incredible race. It had taken me so long to qualify for it. It took so much time and effort and money. I endured disaster after disaster after disaster, and continued to come back and try again and again. So much hard work went into this, and so many tough lessons. So much resilience. Hence, I really hoped that I would see Kona as “worth it”. And it absolutely was. It’s a great place. An unreal place. Mythological. Historical. I’m a fan of sports, of endurance sports, of triathlon, of Ironman racing. I'm interested in history, geography, cultures. I like to push myself, to challenge myself. Kona has it all. Ironman didn’t quite start there, it started on another one of the Hawaiian islands 41 years ago, but it was only a few years later that it moved to Kona, and the world championship has been held there ever since. On pretty much the same course every year. All the greats have been there, racing on the same roads, in the same heat and wind.


Part of the history of Ironman - Julie Moss crawling to the finish line
and losing out on first place in the final hundred metres.



Another part of Ironman history. No words needed.

All the elements and aspects and facets which go into Kona are elements which are hugely attractive to people. It’s such a long way from anywhere, so you need a very good reason to go there. It’s hot and sunny. It’s a fantastic holiday resort, but it’s not over-run or overcrowded because it is so far away. It’s culturally unique. It is the home of Ironman and the world championships. The water is warm. The aquatic life is unreal. The scenery is mind-blowing. The Hawaiian islands are volcanic. Anything to do with volcanoes is exciting. It has the infamous lava fields and crosswinds. It has the history and the Hawaiian traditions – the leis and luaus and the welcome you get. It has the challenge. The pinnacle of triathlon. The fact that you have to qualify to go there. The stories that people hear from people who have been. The place-names are cool and quirky enough that you have to know how to pronounce them, making you part of an informal club of people who are in the know: Ali’i drive. Hualalai. The Queen K. Palani. Hawi. The Energy Lab. Even Hawaii itself - it isn't Hawaii, it's Hawai'i, with a slightly different pronunciation to how you'd think. The fact that the pros are there among you, accessible. The events associated with the race: the underpants run, the parade of nations, the banquets. The food and drink. The oceanfront location of the race epicentre. The restaurants and accommodation. And from my own point of view, I was very lucky to have three incredible people share the trip with me, enhancing it a million times over: Deirdre, Natalie and Steve. I hope they enjoyed it.

Everyone in Kona is happy to be there. Everyone associated with triathlon has to be there and be seen to be there. All the triathlon equipment companies are there showing off their latest and best kit, and giving away freebies.  The atmosphere and the vibes are incredible. I could go on and on…


Kona freebies and souvenirs

All put away




And that’s before we even get onto the race. The ultimate challenge, in the ultimate location, in challenging conditions. Well-organised. Incredible volunteers. Huge respect for all Ironman athletes. Inspiration all around. All in all, it is an incredible “product”. People will never stop desiring it and trying for it.

I would love to go back (to do the race again)… for a number of reasons. It was an unbelievable trip. I really enjoyed it. It had everything, as described above. I completed the race in 10:05, which was as good a performance as it could have been in the circumstances. However, I could have made the circumstances better, and I think the experience of having been there and raced there would help me to be faster if I were to race it again.


Reading when I got home - Race announcer Mike Reilly's book. 
I should have bought this in Kona and got it signed by him...

Bob Babbitt's book (host of Ironman's "Breakfast with Bob")

I certainly think now that I overdid things the week before the race. I always felt like we were zooming around, going here, there, and everywhere. Packing our days full of activity. Which was fine, and I was happy to do it, and it all felt manageable at the time, but looking back, writing this blog, seeing all the photos, it all makes me think that I did too much. In particular the Wednesday (3 days before race day) when we went snorkelling, then drove 3 hours to the volcano national park, then spent time in the park exploring, then went for dinner, then drove 3 hours home late at night, while I dozed in back of the car – that was too much.

The dozing in the car started off the chain of events that left my neck in serious pain. I absolutely shouldn't have had the fan on that night, blowing cold air on a strained neck. And, although I’m glad I did the underpants run the following morning, it was the final straw that left my neck in agony. Had the race been a day earlier, I would have been an absolute mess, and a lot slower. So, if I went back, there’s a lot of stuff I wouldn’t do and would feel justified in skipping and missing out on, because I have already done them all.

On race day, I wouldn’t change much about my swim (apart from making sure I was in the right start corral!) I would make sure that when racking my gear in transition, I’d insist on walking through it all in the direction in which I would do it on race day. I messed up my first transition because there were so many people and I forgot where my bag was. Now, I’d know to expect huge numbers of people exiting the swim at the same time, and I’d make sure I could find my transition bag on autopilot.

My bike was the weakest of the three disciplines. I was 60-somethingth out of the water. 70-somethingth on the run. And 160-somethingth on the bike. So I’d need to train harder on the bike. I’d look at going with a more aggressive aero position to make me faster. And I’d maybe push 5-10 watts harder, and be slightly less conservative. Plus, I’d know exactly how to approach the aid stations and how to keep cool from the first mile on the bike, rather than taking the first 2 hours to figure it all out. I would look at a tighter-fitting and more aerodynamic jersey, as my current one is a good few years old now and doesn’t sit quite as tight as it once did. I'd shave my legs (yes I would! Faster in the water and on the bike!) But, all that said, I did the best bike I could on the day. Yes, I’d have liked it to be faster, but not at the expense of losing 30 minutes, or an hour on the marathon.

There’s not much I would change about the marathon. I’d maybe try to run the first few miles 20 seconds slower per mile to conserve energy. Again I’d know how to deal with the aid stations and how to keep cool from mile 1 rather than taking an hour to figure it out. I would certainly carry more emergency gels and energy sweets, as I got caught out in the Energy Lab section by a lack of nutrition. I’d start on the Coke and Red Bull in the Energy Lab too, to give me a caffeine boost to help with the final stretch along the Queen K.

I’d have changed my training too. Ideally I wouldn’t have gone to the world sprint and standard distance world championships. I absolutely don’t regret going to Switzerland for these events, but they came quite quickly after Ironman UK and quite soon before Kona. So my training and recovery was compromised, the Switzerland trip was an energy-sapping trip compared with staying at home, I got a sore back on the trip, and then by the time I was ready to start the specific long-distance Kona training, including heat training, I only had three weeks left in which to pack it all in. Three weeks wasn’t enough. I probably trained too intensely in this three-week period, with too much heat training. It was all taking-taking-taking from me, exhausting and depleting myself, dehydrating myself. At the time I thought it was manageable, but with hindsight I would have a longer, less intense build-up for Kona, with fewer “heat” sessions each week.

By the end of this Kona training block I was suffering from fatigue, and from a cold, and I was only really starting to feel better by the time I left for Kona. Not ideal.

Dealing with/mitigating/changing all these things, I think, would mean that I should “comfortably” be able to do a sub-10 at Kona. I still haven’t got a sub-10 Ironman to my name. I could probably fairly “easily” and “cheaply” go out to Ironman Barcelona - a very flat course - and do 9:35. But a 9:50 at Kona would be worth so much more…

Furthermore, there were a few things on Hawaii that we didn’t have time to do. I’d have loved to have gone to Hapuna beach and made a day of it there at the resorts. Also we never made it to the remote Makalawena beach, accessed by trekking over a lava field. And I’d have loved to have seen the Saddle Road in daylight, up to over 2000m in altitude between the two volcanoes (Mauna Kea and Mauna Loa), and maybe even done a short trek up there. There are cool things on other islands as well – some people fly off to Honolulu for a day or two (you could day-trip it), you’ve got Pearl Harbor, places like Maui Haleakala. You’d have to do all this post-race though, otherwise you’d jeopardise your race!



Maui Haleakala national park on the island of Maui - looks nice

So I do feel there is more performance to come in Kona. But there are a number of problems. I’d have to qualify for it again. It took me ten years to qualify once. I don’t think I can spend ten years trying again. At my qualifying race at Ironman UK, I couldn’t have done any more. I’m not sure there’s much more I could do to improve on that performance. So, I could try again for another ten years and never qualify again. Or, I could go back to Ironman UK in a year or two and qualify again straight away, I just don’t know. I’m not good enough to know I can turn up and finish on the podium in my age group in an Ironman, with qualifying a very likely proposition. 

As the race distances increase, my relative performance decreases – I was in the top 2% of competitors who raced in my age group at the sprint triathlon world championships (the shortest triathlon distance), the top 18% in the standard distance world championships, the top 32% in the middle/half-iron distance world championships, but I “only” made the top 61% in my age group in Kona at the full iron distance world championships. So clearly I’m not a long-course beast. Plus, it all costs a fortune…

It’s a shame it all costs so much money. Entry fees, hotels, travel, food, drink. Equipment. Nutrition. Hydration. And that’s just for a qualifying race. Hawaii was a costly trip. I was happy to pay for it because it was the trip of a lifetime and might never happen again. It is becoming more and more difficult to qualify. There are more and more races being introduced around the world. Ironman is very much a for-profit organisation. It has become extremely commercialised. I'd say that all the commercialisation of Ironman means that it isn't really and truly reflective of the spirit in which it was set up 41 years ago. It's big business now. There are more and more races, all sharing the same number of qualifying slots, means fewer slots per race. So it is getting tougher and tougher to qualify. Athletes nowadays are going sub-9 hours on flatter courses and incredibly this is still not good enough to qualify.

And equipment gets ever-more expensive. You can literally buy speed. And you can spend whatever you want. £20k? The triathlon industry will gobble £20k up. And if you have a £20k bike, you’d have to insure it for a small fortune, and you can’t enjoy having it because it’s worth so much. It’s an arms war, and I’m not very comfortable with it. Much more so than running, you need to have money to be competitive in triathlon. And the triathlon corporations and companies and races will take as much money as you are willing to give.

But people do it. People are lured by it. Lured by the Kona dream. People spend the money. I’m very lucky to have been there, done that, got the t-shirt. I may never go again. I would like to. But if I don’t, that’s fine. There are other things.

When I came back from Kona, there was a big clear-up operation. I re-built my bike, returned the bike box, washed and cleaned and tidied everything away. I didn’t immediately find places to put all my souvenirs and freebies, so I laid them all out on the table. It was quite a sight. Eventually they were all put away, hung up, put on a shelf etc. I framed the official race poster and hung it on the wall. I did the same for the official swim, bike and run course maps. They looked decent.



Course maps

Posters from the world championships in all 4 triathlon distances

I totally switched off for a couple of weeks. No training, no stretching, no core work, no weights, no obligations. I would even say I quite enjoyed it. I ate pizza and chips and cakes and scones and chocolate and other junk stuff. It didn’t matter. My weight crept up. That was fine. I couldn’t weigh 62kg in the Scottish winter. I would freeze.

Indeed I had frozen for the first few days after I got back, as my boiler wasn’t working. It had been working very hard for the three weeks before I left for Kona, pumping out incessant heat for my heat training. 5-6 hour weekend turbo sessions in disgusting, sweaty heat. 90-minute weeknight interval sessions in 33 degrees of heat. Just before I left, the boiler said “enough” and packed it in.

I had no time to deal with it before I left for Kona. Before I left, it was the tail end of summer. I came back to the start of winter. And no heat. I was going to bed in a coat, hat, gloves, and thermal leggings. It was tough. It took a good few days to sort out getting it fixed.

I was fine with feeling tired and lethargic for the first week or two after getting back. I told myself it was normal. A combination of a big comedown after realising a long-held target, a comedown after a great warm-weather trip, and a huge physical effort throughout the winter 2018-19 cross country season, into a summer ironman season, into the world short-course triathlon championships, into Kona in October, with no breaks. So feeling a bit low and lethargic was OK, I told myself.

But then after two weeks, at about the time when I had hoped to start back into easy training, I was getting worse. I could barely get out of bed. I had absolutely no energy. I was trying to run, and I had no energy for it. Plus, various bits were still sore - knees, ankles, legs. I was trying to spin a turbo trainer and struggling to push 100 watts. Even my bike packed it in – the gear lever fell off. And it costs over £100 for a new one… Then I noticed a rash on my back, neck, chest and shoulders. This definitely wasn’t right.

I went to the doctor. Explained what I had been doing and how I felt. Showed the rash. Straight away she said I had shingles. Shingles?! I was horrified. How on earth did I have shingles? She said it was a combination of UV exposure from the sun (which horrified me further as I had been so careful to cover up, wear t-shirts in the water, and use suncream all the time – but in fairness, one of my rashes was right where I had got a bit of very minor sunburn on the first day), and also stress, travelling, physical exertion, a low immune system, and a psychological/mental/physical comedown after the trip.

What could I do, I asked? Not much, was the reply. Rest and rest and rest and rest. So that’s what I had to keep doing. I tried a few short, slow jogs. They felt awful. It was the same on the turbo trainer. My weight continued to go up. I was putting on 1kg per week. It was so frustrating.  I had hoped to be fully fit for the Scottish East District cross-country championships at the start of December. I had run well enough at this race over the past two years to be selected to run for Scotland East at the Scottish and UK inter-district  cross-country championships. Now it was looking like I’d be unfit and overweight and nowhere near the level required for selection. But, no matter, I would run anyway. I had to start back somewhere.

I was doing a few hill-walks in the meantime. I had to get out and get air, and do something. I had always wanted to get into the hills in Scotland, but because of my training, I couldn’t. I’m too fragile. I’d end up with a busted knee or a torn muscle or a twisted ankle. I couldn’t risk that when I was training and racing. But now, I wasn’t really training, so if I didn’t get into the hills now, then when would I ever? So I did an easy hike in the Pentland hills first, going up to peaks at 400-500m. It was fine. No problem. Then I went into the Ochil hills, up to nearly 800 metres. It was colder up here, with some snow and frost on the ground. Again it was fine.

The shingles were starting to shift, and I was feeling a bit better. I started doing a few runs. Some tentative speed work. Some tougher intervals on the turbo trainer. I even went swimming. Maybe the East District championships wouldn’t be so bad after all.

Then I decided I’d built up enough resilience in the hills to go and climb a Munro (a Scottish mountain over 3000 feet). I did a hard tempo run the day before and felt like I had finally turned the corner. Then I headed off for Ben Vorlich on a very cold, but calm and clear day. I hiked up, no problem, in just over an hour. There were good views to the north on the way up, but it was cloudy at the top so there were no views from the summit. So I dropped down the far side, out of the cloud, to see the views to the south. I kept dropping down, and before I knew it I was almost at the bottom on the other side. So I had to climb back up, and then all the way back down the side I had climbed. I missed a turn on the path and ended up skirting round the side of the mountain, which meant I had to traverse around the side of the slope to get back to the main path. It all felt fine. But it had been a long day of hiking.

I remember thinking that, as enjoyable as these hill escapades had been, they didn’t replace racing. Nor training. I’d rather blast out a turbo trainer session and hit/exceed my numbers. It’s more satisfying. Maybe one day that will change, but for now, the mountains were no substitute. The next day, I went out for a hill sprint session. This was 6 days before the East District championships. I intended doing at least 10 hills sprints. I ended up limping home after 3. My calf was really sore. At least I’d had the discipline to know it was bad and to stop the hill sprints before I did serious damage. I was absolutely furious with myself. I should have known better than to go and climb a Munro. The Munro was one day, but it could ruin me for weeks/months.

I ended up having to get back on the turbo trainer for the week before the East district championships, and then the night before the race, I went out to test my calf out after nearly a week off running. Alas it was still too sore to run. But I really wanted to run. I agonised over it. Finally, I decided that I wouldn’t be anywhere near qualifying for a Scotland East vest, and to run on it would probably mean I’d make it worse and would be out for a long time. But I just wanted to run. That’s what I do. Train and race. But I couldn’t.

I went to the race anyway to watch and support, and it was tough to watch. That night was the running club’s night out and awards presentation. I was presented with the trophy for being the cross-country champion from winter 2018-19 (last year). I haven’t done a single cross-country this year. I had a fair few drinks that night. I even had a bacon double cheeseburger from McDonald’s on the way home. Disgraceful. And then, after the night out, in true “fragile” form, I came down with a sore throat and a cold. I fully expected that I’d get sick after the night out, that’s what always happens to me after a night out. I’m fragile...



I hadn’t got it in me to spin the turbo trainer. Nor cycle to work. I didn't feel well enough and had no motivation. I had no zip. I couldn't run because of my calf, and the swimming pool wasn't really an option when I was feeling so rough. My weight hit over 70kg for the first time in many years. I was maintaining the record of putting on 1kg per week since Kona. 


My tile finally arrived. It's brilliant

I got rid of the cough and cold and sore throat enough to feel like I could get back to some reasonable training again. It's frustrating when your times and numbers are so far down on where they were when I was fully fit. I tried to do some running speedwork. My calf felt OK. I was glad I had been sensible and given it 2-3 weeks to recover, rather than pushing through, doing more damage, and ending up out of action for months. But my right foot was sore. I'd get random sharp stabs of pain through the top of it. Which meant I was compensating for this by not running freely and evenly. I ran the club's Christmas relays (6 x half a mile), and managed to miss the turn in one of the legs, adding 20 seconds to the time. Stupid. After this, my right quad felt really sore, probably due to running with an imbalance because of my sore right foot. 

I just cannot get going at all. It's one problem after another. It's so frustrating. I want to be back in the groove, back feeling fit, feeling like myself, I want to be back sleeping well (with such a low training load, I am not tired enough to sleep well), and I want to be back racing. And now it looks like at least another couple of weeks out to let my quad recover. I have to stop this rot, but to do that I have to be healthy and well. Christmas is fast approaching too, that isn’t going to help…


My former local bike shop's window display - "Ride-olph" - very good...!

But, all that said, if you’d told me in the first half of 2019 that this is the price I would pay for qualifying for and competing in Kona, and winning a silver medal at the world sprint triathlon championships, I’d have signed for it immediately. But it’s just so frustrating when I can’t do what I do. Can’t train. Can’t race.

So what is ahead? Firstly I need to get healthy again and shift the injuries. I need to let my calf, foot and quad get better. I need to get through Christmas without adding to my weight. Which is going to be tough, because I am not really racing at the minute, nor am I doing much training, so I have no immediate goals which I will be fit for.

I would like to race the Greencastle 5 miler on Boxing day. That’ll be my eighth year in a row there. I’m usually fairly competitive there, and can challenge for a podium spot. Not this year. I’ll be a long way off that. I thought about the New Year’s Day triathlon in Edinburgh, but I don’t want to pay a £55 entry fee and not know if I am going to be fit and healthy for it. I missed out on it last year – I’d entered but had to bail out because I had a chest infection. Plus I haven’t yet bothered to fix the broken gear lever on the bike. I might enter the new year’s day Promathon instead – a 4-mile race. But again, I’ll not be competitive.

Probably the most important thing for me in early part of the new year will be getting fit for the Ulster cross-country championships. I’ve a good record there, and have won 6 team gold medals. I’ve always been one of the team scorers. I’d love to try and maintain this record. But I need to be really fit. I don’t know how soon I will be able to start getting really fit, nor do I know how long it will take to get really fit. The Armagh 5K is the week before that, and I have a time which would qualify me for free hotel accommodation. It’s usually a good trip. But if I am not very fit, there’s not a lot of point in going. If I manage to have a good run at the Ulsters, I might be chosen to run for Scotland East at the UK inter-county cross-country championships in Loughborough in March.

It has been a long-held goal (even longer-held than Kona was) to try and break 32 minutes for a 10K, so I would hope that in the spring time, I can have a good crack at that. Then it’ll be into the multi-sport season again. I was very surprised to win a world silver medal in the sprint triathlon earlier this year. I won that medal off the back of long-course ironman training, rather than focused short-course training. I also won that medal not long after Ironman UK, and arguably I wasn’t fully recovered. So I would like to go back to the world sprint triathlon championships, and properly focus on it and train for it. I can certainly improve, which means there’s a chance that I could challenge for the win.

The world sprint triathlon championships are in Edmonton (north-west Canada) in August 2020, so there’s a lot to consider. It’s not just a short, cheap flight away. I’d also like to do the world duathlon championships in Amsterdam, 3 weeks after the world sprint triathlon. I am keen on both. Then, I could have a good winter of cross-country – I would be fairly confident that (compared to an Ironman) the short-course triathlon and duathlon would be quick to recover from. Then I might possibly look at Ironman UK again in 2021… But there’s so much more to consider now than when I was 25 or 26. Life, personal circumstances, professional circumstances, finances…

I’ve already been looking at how I could upgrade my bike to get more speed for Edmonton. If I am going to go there, I am going to try and win. So I’ve been looking at what upgrades I could justify, and how much time they could save. The sprint race will be draft-legal so it will be on a road bike. Do I spend £5000 on a new, super-stiff, super light, super-aerodynamic road bike? That would undoubtedly save 30 seconds. Do I spend £700 on ceramic bearings, said to save another 20 seconds? £200 on super-fast, super-thin tyres to save 20 seconds? £200 on an aero road helmet with a visor to save another 15 seconds?

Do I even believe the claims of the possible time savings? Are they suggesting if I bought all of them, I’d save 2-3 minutes, which would make me the fastest cyclist in the world…? It’s almost like torture thinking about it. It's tough when you are a perfectionist. I’d love to know that I had the best possible bike under me, and the best possible gear. But I have to be realistic about what is affordable. When the time comes, I will be very glad to never have to think about these things ever again.

Probably one of the best things I could do is invest in some one-on-one swimming lessons with a top coach. Refining my swimming technique might allow me to go a minute quicker in the water, which would mean I would be with the leaders at the start of the bike rather than trying to catch them up. I could also invest in the super-fast carbon-plated Nike shoes (£300), said to give you a 4% improvement. There’s no end to it.


More reading books - I bought a couple of books about swimming
I need to be able to swim about a minute faster in a 750m swim

So that is where I am at right now. 2019 was a good year – a great year – right through until the end of October, and then I started to pay the price for it all. But I’ll pay it. I’m sure I’ll get back to fitness. It just seems a long road back now that I am so far gone. But – I finally qualified for Kona. I raced Kona. I won a world sprint triathlon silver medal. What a year. I even managed to continue with this blog, and I hope my writing justifies the Kona trip, and the journey to get there. I wish I had started the blog in Korea in 2010 at the start of the Ironman journey, but the 2014 start will have to do for now. Maybe in future I will write about 2010, 2011, 2012 and 2013. I will probably continue with the blog in 2020, but likely a lot less frequently.

I wonder what 2020 will bring. I’m not getting any younger (recently turned 35), but I’m certainly not yet ready to retire from competition. There’s still too much I would like to try and achieve. My goals for 2020 will be a sub-32 10K, a sub-9 3K, another Ulster team medal, a world sprint triathlon gold medal, and a world duathlon gold medal. Tall orders. None are impossible, but each alone is exceptionally challenging. Let’s see…


My mum always picks out the best cards

For now though, this feels like the end of an era. The end of the Kona journey. I may or may not qualify again go back one day, but whether or not that happens would be another matter and another "era". The goal was to qualify, and I'm very relieved and pleased to have done it, and to have felt like everything over the years was worth it. It didn't come easy. I'd say I probably did it the hard way. But I did it. To everyone who has been part of this journey - supporters, friends, family, clubmates, team-mates, coaches, training and racing buddies/rivals, colleagues, house/flat-mates, physios, chiropractors, podiatrists, medical people, doctors, nurses, people who wished me well, fellow competitors, fellow bloggers - people who have knowingly and unknowingly, directly and indirectly helped, in many different ways, and been involved in this journey - to all those people: mahalo, thank you.


Now, for completeness, some highlights videos: 

Short Kona highlights

Medium-length Kona highlights

Long Kona highlights of the pro race.
There was a brilliant hour-long highlights show of the entire race, 
featuring the professionals and age groupers, with some good stories, 
interviews and even some brief footage of me on the finishing straight.
The video was on YouTube and I had hoped to have a link to it on this blog,
but the Ironman corporation banned the video on copyright grounds. 
A bit of a shame...
Subsequent footnote - found under a different title, see below:


Sunday, December 8, 2019

Post 208 - Kona day 12 and beyond - leaving Hawaii

Days 12, 13 and 14 - Tuesday 15th, Wednesday 16th, Thursday 17th October 2019

The last day on the island. Unbelievable. The trip home effectively started this morning (Tuesday 15th October). With the distance back and the time difference, I wouldn’t be back in Edinburgh until the evening of Thursday 17th October…

We had one last wander down to the oceanfront of the condo complex. What a place to have stayed. What a view. What great sunsets. What great swimming pools and facilities.





But I had to pack. I know what I am doing with packing the bike now, and in what order to do things. And I also knew exactly what could and couldn’t go into the bike box in order to meet the weight limit. Plus, I had extra pairs of hands to help with any dismantling and bike packing. So, dare I say it, I am now reasonably proficient at packing away a bike and doing this was fairly painless. I still maintain that any bike box company who says that you can pack a bike into their bike box in 5 minutes is being very ambitious. You need to properly pad the bike out, use foam lagging, bubble wrap, straps, cable ties etc to ensure it is properly secured and protected.

Then the tough bit came. Packing the rest of the stuff (while eating all the remaining food in the condo as well). We had properly “moved in” to the condo, and stuff was everywhere. - in cupboards, in drawers, in all the different rooms. I had picked up so much extra stuff as well. Freebies, t-shirts, caps, souvenirs, gifts, bits and pieces. How would it all fit in my medium-sized suitcase…? I ditched a pair of worn-out trainers. But I had acquired much more in volume and weight than a pair of trainers.

The others all helped, tightly rolling all my clothes and kit into as small a volume as possible. There was loads of free space in the bike box, but it was already at its weight limit, so I couldn’t put anything more in there. It all had to be stuffed into the case. The heavier/smaller/more delicate bits and pieces like the camera, the camera accessories, my medal, sunglasses, bike computer etc, all got packed into protective tupperware boxes which would travel in my hand luggage.

Deirdre had bought me a little jar, on which was written "sand from my favourite beach". We had a few bits and pieces in it. But we couldn't take it away. We had to empty it. Madame Pele, the Hawaiian goddess of volcanoes and the mythological creator of the Hawaiian islands, would curse us if we took pieces of Hawaii away with us. Mark Allen, 6-time Ironman world champion, didn't win this race until one of his family returned a piece of lava taken from the island. Plus, the security people at the airport would be very unhappy if they found it. 

It was tight, but everything fitted. Just about. The plan was that we would load everything into the car, drop Steve and Natalie in town for some last-minute shopping, I would drop Deirdre to the airport (we’d meet up again at the airport motel in Los Angeles), I’d then drive back to town, pick Steve and Natalie up, pick some food up, and head back to the airport.

It was another huge effort to fit everything into the car. One bike box, four big pieces of luggage, and four pieces of hand luggage. But it all squeezed in and we headed off. The plan worked fairly well up to a point: Deirdre got to the airport, I got back into town, but then couldn’t find the others. I had a last walk to the oceanfront while waiting to hear from them. One last look up Ali’i drive. It was as if the Ironman had never happened. The others messaged to say they were in the pizza place, so I drove to meet them.

More planning was done. They would drop me at the airport first, with my bike and luggage. I’d get that all checked in, while they drove in circles round the airport. I’d get back in the car and then we’d go back and drop it off, and then all head back to the airport terminal. This meant I had to eat my pizza in the car en route to the airport – time was now getting tight and I’d be first out of the car at the airport.

We had to fill up with fuel too, so the trip out to the airport was a hurried one involving eating two massive pizzas, and stopping at gas station. We made it, but the queues at the airport were long. Not fun. It’s an open air terminal and the queues were out into the blazing sunshine. To get the bike checked in, you first had to have it weighed. Hawaiian airlines knew what they were doing, and it was a bit cynical. They were charging everyone $50 for every kilo overweight. Most bike boxes were overweight. The scales claimed mine was 2-point-something kilos overweight. “You’ll have to pay an extra $150 for that,” he said… that was on top of the flat fee of $150 to check the bike in. $300?! No way.

No way, I said. I’d spent hours in Edinburgh ensuring my bike met the weight limit. There was nothing different in the bike box for the homeward journey. I hoped that the Hawaiian scales weren’t tipping things in the airline’s favour, but cynically that’s how it looked. I kept arguing and the guy said to take it up with a supervisor. So I walked over in her direction, pretended to take it up with her, then went straight to the check-in machines, paid my standard $150 bike fee, didn’t bother with the “overweight” fee, and went back to the original guy who was giving final approval for the bikes.

He didn’t even query it. He was too busy arguing with a Spanish guy over the weight of his bike. So the bike and the suitcase were checked in. I’d had to sign a waiver saying that Hawaiian airlines would accept no responsibility and that it may not travel on the same flight as me. I pressed them on this and they just shrugged and said they’d do their best. I really hoped it would travel, otherwise I’d get to Los Angeles and then have to miss my Dublin and Edinburgh flights to wait for the bike to arrive in Los Angeles.

Then we went to drop the car off. They barely even checked it over, which was good. It had a few scrapes when I picked it up, which I had photographed. It had also accumulated a bit (a lot) of sand in the interior… but they took it straight back, no questions asked. We got the shuttle bus back to the terminal. Halfway back, I realised I had forgotten my Ironman finisher’s cap. It was sitting in the car. I’d taken it off to check under the seats and hadn’t put it back on. I had to go back. I had to run. Time was very tight.

I thought I was done with running in the heat of Hawaii, but no. The island had reserved one last time-pressured run for me. The cap was there. I could wait for the next shuttle bus, but who knew how long that would take… so I ran the mile and a bit back to the terminal. I didn’t need that, being full of pizza and now sweating like crazy with a 6-hour flight to come…

I bought a few snacks from the airport shop, and the shop assistant gave me half of them for free as I was an Ironman athlete. Superb. The flight passed fairly quickly. I allowed myself to drink the Hawaiian rum served in-flight. We exchanged photos via the AirDrop facility on my new phone. I was glad I'd got a new phone for this trip, with a lot of momery storage space. I'd taken over 2000 photos. My old phone might have held another 100 at most... Soon enough we were swooping in over Los Angeles and its massive urban sprawl and clogged up roads. I hated the look of it. City life. It was worlds away from Hawaii and Kona.


Admiring a souvenir on the flight

Urban sprawl. A bit different from black lava

There was a bit of a wait for the bike at Los Angeles, as there had been a lot of bikes on the flight. But it arrived, seemingly in one piece, which was great. We blagged onto a car rental shuttle bus to get us close to the airport motel, then spent about half an hour, in the dark, wandering around the car rental parking lot, trying to work out how to get out of it…

Finally we got to the motel. I was lucky to have a chicken burger, chips and a beer waiting for me. Deirdre had arrived a few hours before and had been foraging for food. What a feast to arrive to. Absolutely brilliant. Our flights back to Dublin and London were in the afternoon of the following day, so the only reason to get up was to avail of the free breakfast. It was worth availing of, and for a fairly cheap airport motel in the USA, it wasn’t bad. Porridge, waffles, fruit, pastries. Plenty of it was discreetly slipped into various pockets and bags for the day ahead at the airport. We weren’t flying until nearly 8pm. Deirdre was a few hours earlier.

So it was back to the airport. But we couldn’t check in so early, so we were left in a bit of limbo. I saw a big weighing machine and decided I’d use the time to check my luggage weights. No sense in arguing with check-in staff at the eleventh hour and having to pay a fine. In the end I had to get about a kilogram out of my bike box, and about 1.5kg out of my suitcase. So it became a game of “What can I remove?” and “how much does it weigh?” We literally did make a game of it. It became ridiculous. “How much does this bottle cage weigh?” “How much do these four cable ties weigh?” “How much does this bubble wrap and foam lagging tube weigh?”

But everything adds up, and between throwing stuff in the bin, changing my clothes to wear heavier stuff, and re-packing other stuff into my hand luggage, I got both cases down to within the weight limit. Time well spent, I’d say.



Then Deirdre had to head off for her flight. We were down to three. We needed food. We still had ages to wait. Natalie waited with the gear while Steve and I headed off to see what we could find. There was one small Starbucks, where I spent about $30 on various bits and pieces. It was such a rip-off, but there was no choice. Even the guy serving us said “You realise this is stupid money for this…”

Oh well. We went back and then Steve and Natalie headed off to see if they could find anything better. They went across to another terminal and had a decent feed by all accounts. I took all my gear and sat at the front of the line at the Aer Lingus desk, so I could be first to check-in. I got chatting to an Irish couple who had been in Mexico and were heading home. They knew people I knew – it’s a small world when you are from Ireland. Natalie and Steve came back, and check-in opened.

I tried to blag them a honeymoon business-class upgrade again, but to no avail. We went through rigorous security. There were fierce-looking drug dogs. My hand luggage was searched by an old security guy. He opened up all my tupperware boxes, and finally found my Ironman medal. He held it up, had a look at it, and said “thanks, I just wanted to see it…”

We still had loads of time to pass, so we looked through Steve and Natalie’s wedding photos (they got married 13 months ago – time absolutely flies), went and had one last beer, and then boarded the flight. Again I tried to blag an upgrade for Steve and Natalie. The stewardess wished she could, but said there wasn’t a policy or a precedent for it. She did manage to find us seats all together though.


They looked like urine tests

It was a long flight back. But, between the meals, going up for second meals, watching the in-flight entertainment (Natalie watched Lilo & Stitch and Moana, a Hawaiian animation and I wish I had watched them too – they are now on my “to-watch” list), chatting, trying to sleep, and getting breakfast, it passed. We landed at Dublin. Very much back into the non-Ironman, non-Kona world now. Los Angeles was a big stepping stone for people coming and going from Kona, but Dublin was blandly back into the real world now. And it was cold…

Three became one as Steve and Natalie headed for their car and back to Cork. I had quite a lot of time to pass before my final flight to Edinburgh. I was hungry. I went to Burger King. Not particularly because I like Burger King, but simply because I could, now that the Ironman was over. I smashed a massive burger, a pile of chips, and a monster vanilla milkshake.


What an ugly food shot compared with other food shots from the past 2 weeks...

I wandered around the big new terminal. It was unrecognisable compared with years ago. Dublin is a huge international destination now, for tourists and for people coming in looking for work. Inexorable growth. But such growth can’t continue forever. I had heard it said over the years when I was trying to qualify for Kona, why don’t you wait until you are 75 and then qualify for Kona, you’ll be the only one in your age group? But I wonder in 30, 40, 50 years from now, will it be as easy to fly off to Hawaii? Will our travel movements be restricted for environmental reasons?

I saw them loading my bike onto the Edinburgh flight. Like myself, it would (thankfully) make it back in one piece. I was tired when I got back, and went almost straight to bed. Jetlag is always worse when you fly from west to east, on an overnight flight from the USA to Europe. The Kona trip was over.
Back to Edinburgh

I’m not going to end the Kona blog by simply saying “The Kona trip was over.” There will be one more Kona-2019-related post, with a few more photographs, describing the aftermath, and probably with a few reflections as well…